i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
only you would photoshop your dick
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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