Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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