what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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