Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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