I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
