found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
