how can u be prego again
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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