i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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