physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
