buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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