Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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