brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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