Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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