Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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