youre lurking in front of me
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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