i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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