He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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