doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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