Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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