We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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