well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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