IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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