Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
