you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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