My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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