My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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