I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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