no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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