I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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