And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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