Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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