were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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