Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
