They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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