She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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