found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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