i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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