could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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