too bad you live with your parents still
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my sisters under your porch take her home
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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