Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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