i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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