Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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