im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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