Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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