the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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