just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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