i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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