C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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