dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just gargled with NyQuil
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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