Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
