That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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