Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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